my cousin always greets me with, “what do you know?” i never know what to say to that. do i spout off a random fact? ms. frizzle is the teacher of the magic school bus. prince william’s last name is ‘wales.’ troy’s favorite meal is mac and cheese and fish sticks.
normally i stammer and say, “um…uh…hi.” every time, people. i know, i’m smooth.
but if he were to ask me today, i’d be ready.
so let’s pretend, ok? you be him.
you: “what do you know, caitlin?”
me: i know one thing: i am ready to have more than 11 options to pick from when i get dressed in the morning!